Here is Captain Daggaz's guid to being a pyrate. Besides watching movies like: Pirates of the Caribbean, Hook, The Pirates of Penzance, Master and Commander, Cutthroat Island, The Muppets Treasure Island, Just to mention the more recent movies. The early days of film are loaded with scallywags and scurvydogs. Next yee want a name. Sometimes you can use your own name, just add a color, artical of clothing, a size, a fluid, body part, and or a terrible action. You could go nuts and add all of the above; Big-black-bloody-eyed-boot-stabber-Henry.......or Bill. Aye, just use Bill. After naming, deside on a job. Don't take Captain, there is too many already. Once yee take a job, buy some cloths to wear to it. On the way to your new job, try talking more like a pyrate. Aye be suggest'en replacing you with "Yee" and KISS MY ASS! with "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!" Try pronounce'n all "A"s as you would in "father" and replace all "I"s with "Y"s. Now get boozed up(over 21 years of age only) and learn to fight as you may have to defend your new life style choice. The Links below should help with your training.
Becoming a Pyrate links
History lessons
Help for the name
Picking a job
Basic clothing
What else to wear
Learn the lingo
Booze up
Fighting
New Weapons
The best looking Hooks
Nice Hats
Pyrates We've Met
Pyrate artist, realy good
Lady Captain, leather smith
